Before Dave and Steve’s Excellent Adventure into the wilds of Montana, I warned Dave about eating the mushrooms that grow from cow pies. It looks like he didn’t heed my sage advice, and he has come back a changed man. He sold the truck and bought a VW hippy-van, started using words like “zen” and “centered”, and decided to shed the burden of his earthly possessions. These possessions, apparently, include the SCOF Store inventory.
Now, I may have made all of that up, but the next part is true. If you have ever wanted to rock SCOF swag like juggalos rock face paint but you’re too much of a cheap bastard to actually pay for it, read on.
We’re giving away one of everything in the SCOF Store. That means one lucky winner is going to receive a box full of hoodies, sun shirts, stickers, a growler, and a passel of other cool stuff. For the full details, head over to the SCOF Facebook page and follow the instructions. Go!
Oh, and don’t be surprised if Dave decides the next issue of SCOF will be printed by monks on a letterpress and delivered by carrier pigeon. He’s a strange one . . .