Triploid Chaser Contest: We Have A Winner and It’s Not Pretty

After being flooded with photographic evidence of the
pescatorial ugliness that exists in the world we are happy, yet
also kinda sad to announce a winner. The race was a tight one
but there was one entry that truly exemplified the sexless fish
conquistador mentality that makes a true Triploid Chaser. So
with an imaginary drum roll in my head, congratulations goes to
Dave Hise, of Casters Fly Shop. We have known Dave for a
while, and I don’t know anybody else that embraces the ugly like
Dave. The bigger and uglier the fish the more Dave craves
it’s company, a chubby chaser for the fish scene if you know what I
mean. Well played sir…well played. Your SCOF T-shirt will arrive at the shop next week, you big lovable triploid catching bastard,

– Dave

3 thoughts on “Triploid Chaser Contest: We Have A Winner and It’s Not Pretty

  1. Thank you. Thank you very much. Id like to thank Snoop Dogg for the lyrics, Jimmy Dean for the porkiness, and most of all, SCOF for the opportunity to showcase my skilz. Hahahaha! Loved all 17lbs of her. Aprl Vokey photo and net job.

  2. I have to say you picked a great photo for the Contest Dave. Hise seems to never be in shortness of phatties like this one. Keep doing the work SON!. I volunteer to net your next montster. Let me know and I’m there.

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