Monthly Archives: November 2010

Some Bass For That Fall Ass

Last week we went up to Kingsport, TN to meet up with Randy Ratliff (Troutfishers Guide Service) to spend a day chasing Smallmouth on the Holston proper. When I suggested this idea to Steve as a feature for the premiere issue of SCOF,  I was met with what I will politely call skepticism. In less polite circles it would be called Steve looking at me like I was full of shit. Either way, the car ride up to Tennessee was spent reassuring Steve that… yes, I know it’s late November…yes, I know they are bass…and yes, Randy said it would fish. Well Steve will now attest, that in Randy we trust because the Holston proper did indeed fish…for bass…in late November.   Here are some of the pics we aren’t gonna use in the issue.  Thanks again Randy.

- Dave

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THE NEW WEBSITE UPDATES ARE HERE! THE NEW WEBSITE UPDATES ARE HERE!

Just to disprove the rampant rumors going around that we here at SCOF are just a couple of lazy ass fisherman that don’t do all that much, we (and by “we” I mean Steve) have slaved night and day for the last night and day to bring online the next evolution of our website. We have most of the first issue features set in stone and have added preview images for the features that magically race across your screen as if they were being pushed by magic elves of awesomeness. We have also thrown is some subtle new features like transforming your mouse arrow into a mayfly that lights up like 3 Mile Island when you hover it over a link.  Take a couple of minutes and check it out if you don’t have anything else to do today…it is Monday after all. click on the lemon reel to check out the new website updates

- Dave

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Post Turkey Day Quandry

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. I fried a turkey for the family, one more time beating the odds and not blowing up myself or my home up…it’s just a matter of time really. I am now 20 pounds heavier and at least 20 years gassier. There will be no fishing for me today, but I got out with Steve last week to beat up on some DH fish for a few hours. Looking back through the pictures, a question emerged:

Which do you think disturbed Steve more?

When I caught this first cast slab of rainbow out of the hole he had abandoned after working it for fifteen minutes

or…

When he happened on what can only be described as Bambi’s recent decapitation on his way back to the truck?

Gotta love the wildlife spottings in Western North Carolina this time of year.

- Dave

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Winter Hibernation

Today, I figured I would answer one of the most common questions I get from clients and friends about living the oh-so-glamorous life of a professional fishing guide, “What the hell do you guys do in the winter?”

Like all great philosophical questions in life, this one’s answer depends on who you are. The past couple of winters, I have taken the easy way out and worked at the shop. The shop is a far cry from being on the water (no matter what the shop guy tells you) but at least it’s in the general realm of fishing. The problem with working in the shop is that I actually saw a job holding a sandwich board dressed up like the Statue of Liberty waving at traffic that pays one more dollar an hour than the shop does. This was no big deal ten years ago, but with a mortgage, child, daycare, and every other financial burden I lay awake at night trying to forget, this pittance doesn’t exactly cut it anymore. In that same vein starting a magazine don’t exactly pay what it used it to, so what’s a guide to do in these tough financial times? I am not short enough to get the gig serving chips and salsa in my sombrero (little people can be biggots, too), I am not desperate enough to sell my body (I have heard soft and round doesn’t sell well anyway), and apparently I am not qualified to become a doctor (not even a dermatologist). I did call about an ad on Craigslist for a tantric sex priestess the other day but they told me sleeping for a really long time after sex does not qualify me as a tantric priestess. I have pretty much exhausted the want ads at this point so tomorrow I might call about that sandwich board thing because spring is only a few long months away.

- Dave

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Gear, Gear, and More Gear

Once the magazine comes out, we will devote an entire department to gear reviews, as in the end we are nothing but boys with expensive toys. I have always kind of taken gear reviews with a grain of salt as most are glorified press releases or written by someone who used the gear in question for a total of one afternoon (if at all).  In that vein, we are going to try to use all the gear we review for as long a period as possible before we pass judgment in print.  In some respects this will hamper our ability to review the newest and raddest gear as soon as it hits the market but on the other hand, when SCOF makes a gear recommendation, you can be rest assured that there are a lot of river miles behind it.  The Gear Review in the first issue will be called Sack Up: A Gear Bag For Every Southern Situation, and we just got our first bag to test… yay. The first entry into the SCOF bag bonanza is the Piney Creek Technical Pack (retailing for $169.00) from fishpond.

This bad boy is the leading candidate for our favorite backcountry creek bag. We were looking for something that had the capacity to carry backcountry essentials like water, rain gear, Snickers bars (at least 12), and maybe even an adult beverage or three for our aprés “slaying it” celebratory imbibing. What we didn’t want was an overly large “fishing” section of the bag since our Southern backcountry trout don’t require more than a couple small boxes, one or two spools of tippet, and a couple other essentials. On first glance this bag is gonna fit the bill well with a detachable chest pack that can be worn up front for fishing and in the back for walking.  You can also stash the pack when you get there and just use the chest pack so your ninja-like boulder hopping skills remain uninhibited. The pack itself seems to ride nice fully loaded, and comes with all the bells and whistles that fishpond has become known for (rod tube sleeves, hydration bag slot, net retainer ring, etc…).  Fishpond states that the pack material is waterproof and I really hope that this is the case because getting caught in a downpour is bad enough without adding the insult of a wet sack as well. All in all, I am quite pleased with the Piney Creek out of the box, but like everything else in life, time on the river will be the true test of its worth.

-Dave

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Victory Is Ours…And It Tastes Like Chicken

Remember last week when I asked everyone to write a letter on behalf of Save the Headwaters of the E. Fork of the French Broad? They must have gotten the point because in an epic Wildlife Board of Commissioners Meeting, they did the old political flippy floppy and came down in favor of acquiring this 8,000 acre tract of trout heaven:

Wildlife Commission Pledges Support for East Fork Headwaters

RALEIGH, N.C. (Nov. 4) – The Commissioners of the N.C. Wildlife Resources
Commission unanimously passed a resolution Thursday, pledging the agency’s
support for the management and stewardship of the East Fork Headwaters, an
8,000 acre tract of biologically diverse land in Transylvania County.

During meetings on Wednesday and Thursday, the Commission agreed to manage the
land if the Conservation Fund raises the money to purchase it. The Conservation
Fund, a nonprofit land protection organization, is under contract to purchase
the East Fork Headwaters Tract for $33 million.

“This land is highly desirable for protection and public use, and is truly
multipurpose,” said Gordon Myers, executive director of the Commission.
“The N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission supports The Conservation Fund’s
effort to effectuate long-term conservation of this valuable resource.”

The East Fork Headwaters tract is the largest privately owned tract remaining
in far western North Carolina and is home to several waterfalls, 50 miles of
trout streams and nearly 10 miles of the Foothills Trail where it enters North
Carolina. The site contains exceptional recreational opportunities for public
hunting, fishing, hiking and other outdoor pursuits. The land is also
biologically valuable, containing habitats for a number of species listed in
the Wildlife Action Plan.

This landmark environmental victory just proves the point that one person can make a difference…if that one person is me…I rule.

-Dave

P.S.  After discussing it with my wife and Steve I would like to say that, there might have been some other people involved in Saving the E. Fork Headwaters and I guess they deserve some credit, too…I guess.

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Movie Monday…Who Brought The F*&^%’n Bacon

The time change has officially thrown me for a loop. I get hungry at 11 am, tired at 9pm, and usually have to poop around 4am…disturbing stuff.  All this shifting of the space time continuum can mean only one thing…Old Man Winter is about to say, “Brrrr.”  Winter is usually the time of the year that guides actually get to hold a rod and last winter was no different.  My buddies over at Bent Rod Media spent a day with two of the best in the business last year — Dave Hise (Casters Fly Shop) and Landon Mayer (Norse God of Sight Fishing to Monster Trout).  The scene was Uncle Dave’s private pig farm in Virginia and all that swine on display really makes me hungry for some  bacon.  Mmmmm….bacon.

Click Here For Vimeo HD Version

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On the Road With SCOF

Sorry for the silence the last few days, but Steve and I hit the road to work out some of the photo content for the fall issue. This trip was supposed to take us down to the Low Country for some do-it-yourself redfishing. Unfortunately, 20-plus mile per hour winds and thunderstorms for three days made us reconsider our beach vacation (I already had my Speedo picked out). Lucky for us, we happen to live pretty close to some great tailwaters, and it just happens that those tailwaters are the subject of a feature for the first issue of SCOF… you gotta love it when a plan comes together. Two days…two tailwaters… and one trout punched in the face for its insolence… good times, good times.  Enjoy some photos that won’t be in the magazine, but are good enough to print and hang in your bathroom.

- Dave

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